The Village: A.K.A. Stage 5 Clinger

author: Alex Ricketts | posted on: October 31, 2011 10:52 pm

Oh what a wonderful time of year: the leaves have turned, the sweaters are out and the holidays are quickly approaching.  My roommates and I have been enjoying the change of seasons and this wild autumn. However, almost everyday for the past two months we’ve been getting harassed by lease renewal notices almost EVERY SINGLE DAY. We decided months ago we’re all moving downtown next year and the village just doesn’t seem to be handling the rejection so well. This complex is like a one night stand that’s awkwardly hanging around the morning after.  The desperation is pathetic and way too obvious. Bribing us with free food every week, offering raffle tickets for flat screen TVs., to leaving candy on our door. Damn girl, have some dignity. I don’t care how many effing tootsie pops you give us, no means no. Thank goodness today was the last day to submit forms, finally this nagging will finally be over and we can all move on with our lives.